You know what I don’t appreciate? Negative degree weather. It makes my fingers turn into icicles. Nose runny. Eyes watery. Lips dry. It’s really bad, man. But what I do appreciate is my Urban Decay Anarchy Revolution Lipstick. This lipstick has kept my lips together all day without breaking a sweat! Or is it a shiver?
Either way, I really appreciate you, Anarchy! From a tiny inkling to a full sized lady you’ve grown to be something truly special to my lips. The first time I saw your cool, bright hot pink flesh I knew we’d get along just fine. Sure, plenty other lipsticks have come close but they’re not quite like you. You go much deeper than the appearance. I love your soul, girl!
For starters, you have a smooth, creamy formula that glides effortlessly across my dry lips with full coverage in a single swipe. Then, you have a soft, lightly moisturizing caress that doesn’t emphasize my flaws or settle into the cracks. Sure, you like to bleed and feather a little bit but we all need a little help from time to time. Right?
Anyway, I also adore the way you just keep holding on. It seems as if you’re fading away after 3-4 hours but you always surprise me with that stain that remains just as bright and lasts just as long as day. I actually look forward to waking up in the morning still flushed with that beautiful pink of yours. Oh, how I love you Anarchy!